Battlemouth

Hold on one second I need to call mom and tell her I am on the featured section of Battlemouth for the first time ever. Who would’ve thought a post on douchebaggery would net me a featured spot? Anyways, all gloating aside this has been a topic that has been burning me for awhile so I figured I’d share my thoughts.

We’ve all met them in our travels through our lives. The king dick, the prick, the asshat and my personal favourite captain douchebag. You know who I am talking about, the person that is always right no matter what you say. “Hey dude that house just got painted white.” “No man it’s a shade of white.” Just an example. There are other types of douchebags and I’m going to list them for you here.

1. The know it all, always right, never wrong pain in the ass douchebag.
2. The phone caller, emailer, never stop bothering you till they talk to you douchebag.
3. The I’m going to fuck up whatever you are doing so you have to start over douchebag.
4. The I’m going to wear the same bands t-shirt to the concert douchebag.
5. The twitter douchebag.
6. The CAPS LOCK USING MOTHER FUCKER who won’t stop douchebag.
7. (for those that play WoW) The guy with the high pitched voice who won’t shut the fuck up douchebag.
8. The my blog is better than your blog douchebag. Can be applied to almost anything to be honest.
9. The I’m never going to return your fucking email that I asked you to send me in the first place douchebag.
10. The I’ve got to tell the world how emo I am douchebag.
11. The I care I really do but I’d spit in your food when you’re not looking douchebag.

And the list goes on and on. I’m quite sure I could do this all day. Here’s a little contest for you all. Leave a comment with your best douchebag to add to the list and I’ll whip up a prize for the winner after a week or so.