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Lachry - who has written 23 posts on Battlemouth.
a dark spirited & mustachioed gentleman living in Akron, OH, working as an appliance salesman. In his spare time he edits battlemouth.com and writes reviews of stuff that he finds interestingly good, bad, or mediocre. His interests include caffeine, cats, catastrophe, cacophany, cameras, cataloging his stuff, and other crap.
Consonance
I haven't written for myself in ages. It's a strange thing trying to put your mind on paper - or the internet - when you haven't in so long...
Continue reading...Welcome to the New Battlemouth
We'd like to Welcome everyone to the new Battlemouth.com. It's been wild so far, wait till you see what we have in store! Read on for a retrospective of Battlemouth.com over the years!
Continue reading...Ninja Gaiden, Part Deux
The original Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox is one of my favorite games ever, and the update to Ninja Gaiden Black has made it my favorite game ever. I have played through few games more times than Ninja Gaiden. Its mix of action, sheer difficulty, great puzzles and surprising depth kept me coming back. Every move that the main character Ryu makes is fluidly animated and articulated.
Continue reading...Apocalipstix
Apocalipstix is a collection of vignettes about a post-apocalyptic rock group, whose members are all strong females (hence the amalgamation of apocalypse, lipstick, and the extreme "x,"). There are quite a great deal of similarities to Tank Girl, including but not limited to: the visual style, vignette structure, characterization, humor, setting, theme, and amount T&A.
Continue reading...Demo Debauchery
One of the great things about Xbox Live on the 360 is that when you’ve played every game you own to death, you’re flat broke and bored out of your mind; if you’ve a decent internet connection speed and an idea of what you like to play but have little mind to commit to which [...]
Continue reading...Super Mario Galaxy
I'm one of those kids who grew up with a Nintendo. I was 4 when we got it, I still have it today. And I've always made it a point to play every Mario game.
Continue reading...The Polyphonic Spree - The Fragile Army
The Polyphonic Spree is a band that has been called alot of different things: a cult, falsely happy, a pop culture ochrestra, and the list could go on. The truth is that they’re just a band, led by Tim DeLaughter, that records epic polyphonic music, just as their name suggests. Over a few listens [...]
Continue reading...Halo 3 Beta - The Scoop, First Impressions
It’s no secret that one of Battle and I’s favorite games is Halo 2. For a period of about a year we played team slayer until we were both ranked in the high 20’s. I suspect that each of us have played halo 2 for longer than the time we’ve spent on World of Warcraft [...]
Continue reading...The Shmup
I’ve been playing video games for a very long time, which definitely excludes me from what’s called the “playstation generation,” 11-16 year olds whose first quality experience with video games was the first or second Sony Playstation. I’m what is now called a retro gamer, I yearn to play games classifiable under certain dead or [...]
Continue reading...Girl Talk - Night Ripper
I usually try and review “new” albums, stuff that hasn’t come out yet or at least came out recently, but I’m making an exception for Night Ripper by DJ Girl Talk, which I only just discovered and chances are you might also have missed. The reason why is simple, it’s probably the only full-length [...]
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