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Role Models

If you haven’t checked out David Wain’s Role Models, which just hit theaters last friday, then you need to get off your lazy ass and do it. Its a perfectly written comedy about two friends, Wheeler (Seann William Scott, or “Stifler” to you American Pie heads) and Danny (Paul Rudd), who opt out of their [...]

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The Worst Television Show of All Time

I was hung over, and I watched it. I don’t know why I did it, but I did, and it was the worst decision of my life. I thought about breaking my TV afterwards. I thought about dropping out of college to dedicate my life to stopping things like this. I thought about alot of [...]

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Body of Lies

I caught Ridley Scott’s new spy thriller Body of Lies this weekend, and was thoroughly satisfied, but not wowed. Based off David Ignatius’s novel,  Roger Ferris (Leonardo Dicaprio) strives to gather information about various terrorist groups in order to find their leader, Al Saleem. The movie is an action packed thriller, and it rarely ever [...]

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The New iPod Nano

 
I walked into the Apple Store this Wednesday with $200 dollars and high hopes, and I left with a huge smile on my face. While shopping around, I realized that the Apple Store is the coolest place in the world. Well, not the world, but definitely the mall. There’s something about it, you can just tell employees love [...]

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True Blood: Vampires? YES

Can a show about vampires really be all that entertaining? I thought “The Count” from Sesame Street was the last vampire I’d ever admire, but HBO has proved me wrong once again. Don’t get me wrong, a show about vampires mingling and falling in love with mortals seems corny to me too, but after watching a [...]

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Entourage: Season 5

   HBO’s popular series Entourage recently kicked off it’s 5th season, and it’s better than ever. I’d like to start this off by stating a fact: Jeremy Piven is the funniest man on television, period. Piven has taken his roll as Hollywood super-agent “Ari Gold” to a level that hasn’t been seen in a quite sometime. He’s won three straight Emmy’s for [...]

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