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Return to Rapture

If you are reading this, then I will be assuming you have already played BioShock (1) and have a general idea of what I mean when I say “Big Daddy” or “Little Sister”, or talk about a lovely place called “Rapture”. If you didn’t play the first installment, try to keep up!

There was no doubt [...]

Hold On To Your Gonads & Beware The BattleBucks!

I come under constant criticism by many of my elitist friends for my choice of entertainment. It is a rather simple explanation: my only request of my entertainment…. is that it be entertaining. That’s it, that is ALL I want. I am perfectly capable of telling the difference between De Niro in Raging Bull or [...]

Chris Sims: The Invincible Super-Blogger

Chris Sims is a clever gentlemen who I have known on the internet super highway for quite some time, and he never ceases to charm the socks off of me with his verbose and subtle humor. He runs a rather fantastic website, Chris’s Invincible Super Blog, but he also has put his toe into many [...]

Talk Nerdy to Me 02-22-10

Another lovely week here on Battlemouth, and another opportunity for you to Talk Nerdy to Me.
Before we begin, what do you think of the new banner, readers? I shot it myself and have thus discovered it is rather difficult to accomplish good self portraits.
Today I have a question from an anonymous user from the interwebs. [...]

Darksiders: Been There Played That.

This weekend, I got tired of playing BioShock 2 (review to come), and decided to go back and try out Darksiders. Pretty much everything I had heard about this game came from word of mouth, or the back of the box. The game just got lost in the shuffle between all the blockbusters that [...]

New Holland Days Page 8

Behold 9 panels of NHD goodness for your optical feasting!
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Sparta, USA: Football, Yeti’s, and David Lapham…

Young Liars, created by David Lapham, is was a fantastic series. If you never read it, I highly recommend you get out and give it a go. With it’s fairly recent cancellation by Vertigo, many wondered what would be next for Lapham. Granted a writer with his talent will never be without something to do, even [...]

Talk Nerdy to Me.

Do you know what time it is, folks? It’s time for you to TALK NERDY TO ME!
This week we have two wonderful questions, both from anonymous users.
The first question:
Where is the best place for nerdy people to meet each other? It seems like the nerdy lifestyle doesnt really accommodate an environment where you can meet/date [...]

New Holland Days Mega Post Pages 6 and 7!

Sorry everyone we got a little behind on New Holland Days last week, mostly due to the fact that we were very busy being awesome. But to make it up to you we’re giving you two pages of NHD today. Feast your eyes on the glory that is Jonathan Moore’s New Holland Days!
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CHOKER #1 Worthy of the Hype?

If you were fortunate, you might have picked up a copy of CHOKER last week…however you probably got the special mis-print “edition” and therefore have no idea what’s really going on…so I guess you weren’t really fortunate. HAVE NO FEAR, CHOKER will release in correct form on it’s original date of February 24 so you can get plenty [...]

8Bit is Alive and Well: 95 Old School Games To Play Online!

Remember the classic video games? The 8-bit masterpieces of our sweaty-palmed youth. Inviting some friends over for a Maniac Mansion all-nighter, huffing asthmatically into a cartridge to clear out the dust, or the thrill and crushing disappointment of rescuing a princess, only to discover you’ve really just saved a fungus.

These games aren’t lost forever. You [...]