Battlemouth

Hold On To Your Gonads & Beware The BattleBucks!

23. February 2010

I come under constant criticism by many of my elitist friends for my choice of entertainment. It is a rather simple explanation: my only request of my entertainment…. is that it be entertaining. That’s it, that is ALL I want. I am perfectly capable of telling the difference between De Niro in Raging Bull or [...]

From Paris With Love: Not As Bad As You Think

22. February 2010

Admittedly from the trailer on, I was not expecting much from this film. In fact, I couldn’t find anyone who had seen the movie or even wanted to. Not being a big fan of Jonathan Rhys Meyers and finding Travolta’s one-liners laughable, this was on my black list. Well, by an odd coincidence, I ended [...]

Ong Bak 2 Wildly Assaults Audiences

22. February 2010

It was just a couple of years ago when I found myself missing the Kung Fu movies from my childhood. I have always loved martial arts action flicks, but with Jackie Chan making kids movies, and Jet Li fleeing from American movies, there was a void in my movie-watching life. Then someone gave me a [...]

Descend Into The Madness Of Shutter Island

19. February 2010

Shutter Island has been a long time coming. Due to some studio politics this film has been pushed back and delayed from release. Today, it finally hits cinemas around the country. With such a large ad campaign this film has a lot of hype. Martin Scorsese does not disappoint. Shutter Island begins with two federal [...]

The Wolfman, Not Even Worth A Silver Bullet

19. February 2010

The Wolfman is a classic story that examines the dark, feral side of man. Imagine the terror if a man lost his human traits and became a beast. How does a man battle the animalisitic instincts in all of us? I guess this film forgot about the classic themes. They replaced subtext with senseless gore. [...]

Top Five Strippers/Prostitutes That Would Make Great Dates

19. February 2010

It is the world’s first profession, taking your clothes off and having sex for the amusement of a paying customer. In today’s world, being a stripper and or prostitute often comes with a heavy amount of astigmatism. Preconceived notions about moral fortitude and job duties often prevent these people from ever really being themselves. Imagine, [...]

Dear John Misses The Point

17. February 2010

Nicholas Sparks has become a name that conjures joy for women every where, and an equal amount of fear from men. Since the syrupy romance flick The Notebook was released a couple years ago, Sparks has become synonymous with chick flicks. His latest story to hit the big screen Dear John, could have been so [...]

I Love Doug Benson

16. February 2010

Yes, this is a fact that until now I have been reluctant to admit to. Most of you probably know Doug Benson from his fantastic, educational documentary, Super High Me….Ok let’s be honest, most of you probably don’t know Doug Benson from Gérard Depardieu, hopefully, that will change by the time you finish reading. As I [...]