Battlemouth

Well hello there. Do you come here often? Okay well if you’ve read this far you actually want to be on this page. and we would love to hear from you. Any comment, questions, or suggestions you have would be great to hear. I am really struggling with what to wear today so any reflections on that would be fantastic. We here at Battlemouth do everything we can to read and respond to the bags and bags of regular fan mail we get, and we will try just as hard to answer every email that we can. Due to the fact we have all the porn bots and male enhancement we need, you’ll need to copy and paste the email addresses into your email program. We hope to hear from each and every one of you soon. Literally Aaron will be sitting at his computer until someone mails him, so even a sympathy letter would work (he’s really pathetic when he cries)

Administrative Staff

Mike: mike {at} battlemouth.com
Phil: phil {at} battlemouth.com

Marketing & Community

Marketing: marketing {at} battlemouth.com
Advertising: advertising {at} battlemouth.com
Community: community {at} battlemouth.com

Writer Inquiries

Think we are a bunch of chimps and you could write circles around us? Of course you do! Email us at contribute {at} battlemouth.com. Go ahead and send along some writing samples, we could always use some material to plagarize.