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Alice Minus Wonderland

Friday, March 12, 2010

My favorite books of all time are Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. I have always loved seeing their rich characters and fantastic world brought to the screen. I think I must have seen the Disney version about a hundred times. Disney is back with a live-action version of Alice, helmed by Tim [...]

Black Dynamite Is Out Of Sight!

Friday, February 26, 2010

It seems to be a new trend in Hollywood to make films that pay tribute to seventies era exploitation genres. Black Dynamite is not only and homage to Black and Kung Fu exploitation genres, but a hilarious film. Black Dynamite is the baddest brother in town. A former military, and CIA tough guy, Black Dynamite now [...]

Hold On To Your Gonads & Beware The BattleBucks!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I come under constant criticism by many of my elitist friends for my choice of entertainment. It is a rather simple explanation: my only request of my entertainment…. is that it be entertaining. That’s it, that is ALL I want. I am perfectly capable of telling the difference between De Niro in Raging Bull or [...]

From Paris With Love: Not As Bad As You Think

Monday, February 22, 2010

Admittedly from the trailer on, I was not expecting much from this film. In fact, I couldn’t find anyone who had seen the movie or even wanted to. Not being a big fan of Jonathan Rhys Meyers and finding Travolta’s one-liners laughable, this was on my black list. Well, by an odd coincidence, I ended [...]

Ong Bak 2 Wildly Assaults Audiences

Monday, February 22, 2010

It was just a couple of years ago when I found myself missing the Kung Fu movies from my childhood. I have always loved martial arts action flicks, but with Jackie Chan making kids movies, and Jet Li fleeing from American movies, there was a void in my movie-watching life. Then someone gave me a [...]

Movie Theaters in Buffets?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

A fiery editorial about the state of the cinema experience.

44 Inch Chest A Must See.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Review on the new film 44 Inch Chest. Read the article to see why you must see this film.

Spartacus: Blood and Sand…and Sex,Violence,Blood,Violence, Sex and Bloody Sex….The Show!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

You don’t go into a remake of a Kirk Douglas anything expecting more Kirk Douglas…you are lucky if you even end up with Michael. If you have no idea of what I am talking about, I offer up for your enjoyment the original theatrical trailer for the legendary 1960 film Spartacus… Can you believe that cast? [...]

“9″ Facebook Fan Give Away

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hey everyone, got a pretty cool piece of “9″ merch to give away to you loyal fans. It happens to be a special edition collector’s “9″ movie book from Focus Features. Each book is encased in a uniquely numbered burlap bag featuring a special foreword by Ray Kurzweil, behind the scenes art, an [...]

Green Lantern: First Flight…

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

…and why I am tempted to like animated superhero films better than those that are live action Now I mean this with the utmost sincerity and respect, but I am almost ready to embrace straight to dvd comic book superhero movies with open arms and no reservation. After the abysmal “films” we have been subjected to [...]