Battlemouth

The Battlemouth Trailer Park

With the summer movie season coming to a swift close, maybe people may have on their minds, “Well, now what?” Marvel’s heaping platter of movie fun is still off in the distance, and it seems like entertainment might be a little slim for a while. But never fear, this compilation of trailers might have a [...]

Top 5: Overused Songs in Movies!

5. “Who Let the Dogs Out?” by Baha Men This song is too obnoxious to put in movies, yet we do it anyway. Movie makers know better than to put Chumbawamba in their movies, but still make this mistake. This offense ranks so low on the list because, fortunately, the movies that use this song usually [...]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Fans

With every film adaptation that releases, there are sure to be throngs of individuals who remain diehard fans of the original incarnation, and will sit in a small corner with their precious materials and attempt to lash out at any who try to ruin all of their fun by changing it. These kinds of people [...]

A Town Called Panic

There have been many movies throughout the years that feature cowboys, indians, and horses. Other than Blazing Saddles, none has burst on the screen with such unrelenting zaniness as A Town Called Panic . The feature film version of the Belgium animated series, it is part Looney Tunes and part Robot Chicken. The film is a [...]

DC Universe Epic Epic and MORE EPIC!

Spoiler Alert: Control Alt Delete

You likely have never heard of the movie Control Alt Delete. You should… you really, really should. I heard of the movie because of the star, Tyler Labine. You’ve seen Labine as Sock in Reaper, making a cameo as the drunk after the football game in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, or maybe from [...]

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Lately, Nicolas Cage seems to think he’s some sort of wizard. He would have to for taking roles in Next and Knowing, two movies where he can “predict” the future, so close together. Naturally he would show up in The Sorcerer’s Apprentice as one of the three apprentices of Merlin. With all the Harry [...]

Jonah Hex: Movie Mutilation

Where to start with this movie? I should probably come off with the positive right away, but honestly Jonah Hex was so awful, it is hard to shed any positive light on it. Putting a positive spin on it might actually bring someone to see a film that should just be forgotten. If I were [...]

Five Theme Songs Usable in Every Day Life.

Today is the start of a new week, and as we like to start off the week with a celebration of music with our own version of Music Monday, I thought I would add to the celebration in a new way this week. Perhaps it is more because I watched a lot of movies growing [...]

America!

The Fourth of July is a great day here in America, filled with rich history for such a wonderful nation. A holiday celebrated with barbecues, boats, kids playing outside, and beers; I believe this is what everyone looks for in a day. Do we forget what these celebrations are all about though? [...]

5 Worst Single Days In A Movie

It sneaks up on you before you ever know it. Sometimes it is already upon you while you still sleep. Other times, it is more sinister and interrupts a seemingly swell day. Whatever form it takes, we have all experienced the bad day. A no-good rotten collection of 24 hours where nothing goes well for you. [...]

Thinking the Unthinkable

There has been a lot of discussion as of late, including on this site, about the quality of movies released over the last several years. Primarily the degradation of our standards, which some say are apparent through many aspects of Hollywood; be it the celebrity gossip that dominates headlines, or the lack of originality in [...]

Are Movie Trailers Getting Out Of Control?

Today, a friend and I were discussing what movie we wanted to go and see. As we perused the movie listings, we were simultaneously looking up the trailers for the films that we were unaware of. As we looked up trailer after trailer, I noticed an alarming trend. Teaser trailer, theatrical trailer, TV spots, clips from [...]