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Role Models

Karl — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:46:22 +0000

If you haven’t checked out David Wain’s Role Models, which just hit theaters last friday, then you need to get off your lazy ass and do it. Its a perfectly written comedy about two friends, Wheeler (Seann William Scott, or “Stifler” to you American Pie heads) and Danny (Paul Rudd), who opt out of their [...]

Robot Martini Gets Q&A’d : Part 1

Mike — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:01:17 +0000

I recently got a chance to chat with the guys of RobotMartini.com. Robot Martini is an artist trio who produce web comics, blogs, games, and videos which is also known as everything that gets battlemouth.com hot and bothered. These guys are cranking out tons of fresh content all the time and deserve all the attention [...]

The Worst Television Show of All Time

Karl — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:09:51 +0000

I was hung over, and I watched it. I don’t know why I did it, but I did, and it was the worst decision of my life. I thought about breaking my TV afterwards. I thought about dropping out of college to dedicate my life to stopping things like this. I thought about alot of [...]

Don’t do that: Be a douchebag (contest!)

Jeff — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:06:27 +0000

Hold on one second I need to call mom and tell her I am on the featured section of Battlemouth for the first time ever. Who would’ve thought a post on douchebaggery would net me a featured spot? Anyways, all gloating aside this has been a topic that has been burning me for awhile so [...]

Dead Space : Heck its a review!

Mike — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:08:45 +0000

The holiday rush of games has begun, every week we’re being bombarded with blockbuster titles one after the other. I’ve been trying my best to get my hands on and play some of the more exciting titles. The first on the list was EA’s Dead Space, hopefully I can keep up pace with so many [...]

Daily SG #31 (NSFW)

Jeff — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:51:40 +0000

Today’s Daily SG is Lonnie. She’s perhaps my favourite Daily in a long time. Maybe it’s the shower or her tattoos. I don’t know. All I know is that this is just simply a hot fucking picture that you need to sit back and let soak in. This is one damn hot short haired brunette. [...]

Daily SG #30

Jeff — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:46:34 +0000

Schoolgirl alert! For all of our visitors who love a girl in a schoolgirl outfit today’s Daily SG is for you. Nena is all dressed up and staying after school for some detention. As cheesy as that sounds I know you wouldn’t complain if she kept you after class for a little one on one [...]

Daily SG #29 (NSFW)

Jeff — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:44:20 +0000

Oh my god what is this?! You know you love me so here you go. Today’s Daily SG is Lainey. She’s a gorgeous brunette with a set of legs that seem to go on forever. Again, breaking the norm and having no visible tattoos in this photo. That’s ok though. Just sit back and take [...]

Magazines Mike Reads - Complex

Mike — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:11:45 +0000

Wow am I tired of seeing that Castle Crashers featured post, time to get something new up. I’m going to start randomly featuring magazines that I buy on a regular basis and think are worthy of sharing. First magazine I’ll share will be the “Ultimate Buyer’s Guide for Men” from Marc Ecko Productions [...]

Body of Lies

Karl — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:20:31 +0000

I caught Ridley Scott’s new spy thriller Body of Lies this weekend, and was thoroughly satisfied, but not wowed. Based off David Ignatius’s novel, Roger Ferris (Leonardo Dicaprio) strives to gather information about various terrorist groups in order to find their leader, Al Saleem. The movie is an action packed thriller, and it rarely ever [...]